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Lord Baron von Turq Dorian
United States

The person on the left is me according to the person on the right, who is :iconalcataz: and drew this.

:iconsparklesplz:In case you were wondering, yes, I am continually followed by unicorns and rainbows. :heart::iconsparklesplz:







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mOnArCh pLz

Plz accounts for I made for Monarch. :heart:

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1. You must be at least this tall to complete this meme.
2. Do not write in the margins of this document.
3. No parking above this sign.
4. Do not walk on the ground.
5. Oranges.

1) Ever had a paranormal or non-explained experience?
    Yes. One time I witnessed a Toupee lift itself up from the head of an elderly gentleman and Fly Away. Although it mayhap perhaps have been a Pigeon.

2) You believe in ghosts?
    No, I don't think they'll amount to much in life. 

3) Or werewolves?
    Now, werewolves I do believe in. They are very talented creatures and are bound to excel. I believe in you, werewolves! You go girl. The trouble is that a lot of werewolves suffer from low self esteem, come from poor economic backgrounds, and are at an increased risk of teenage pregnancy. More programs need to be implemented that target at-risk werewolves and help them go to college, find jobs, and adopt fulfilling and life-affirming behaviors.

4) Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf, and why?
    Werewolf, just because I like wolves and think vampires are nasty. Though if that question is based around Twilight and you're really asking if I'm on Team Jacob or Team Edward, all I have to say is This:


5) Are you afraid of the dark?

6) What's your opinion on crop circles?
    I think some of them are rather interesting to look at, and applaud the farmers who go to great lengths to create such stunning artwork in their fields.

7) Do you believe in aliens and UFOs?
    No, but I do believe in God, angels and merkabah. Also in ghosts, psychics, prophets, a force of good and a force of evil, nature spirits, and reincarnation. I suspect there are probably beings in other worlds, parallel universi if you will. I basically have my own fairly complex religion I've developed, and aliens are not part of it. Though I suppose they could be incorporated at some point if I felt like it.

8) Is it possible that some people, like psychics, can have paranormal abilities?
    What I believe is that it's not just living creatures that evolve as time passes, but also the world around us. I think that how its laws function, and what is and isn't possible, can change as time goes on. So I do think that people may have had paranormal abilities in the past, hence so many accounts of this in antiquity, but don't now, otherwise we would be seeing it. Maybe they will again in the future. I know I have a kind of strange belief system, but it's not any weirder than any other religion. 

9) Your opinion about tarot cards and fortune telling?
    I believe they work. I have used tarot cards many times and always got a very accurate reading for myself. The other methods of "fortune telling" or similar that I've used include astrology and numerology; both were, again, pretty fucking accurate.

10) Your +fav mythic creature?
    Bill Murray.

11) Your +fav paranormal creature? 
    Oh, that's a tough one. Big Foot, or Loch Ness. I can't pick only one of them they are both awesome.

12) Your +fav paranormal anything?
    Your mom.

13) Ever watched Star Trek, X-Files or Taken? Or any other paranormal series?
    ANCIENT ALIENS. :iconancientaliensplz: And this isn't a TV series, but I also love the Weekly World News. Basically anything psychotic and out there is a real treat for me. I also like reading about mental disorders. :dance:

14) Are you superstitious?
    Yes, I have OCD so I can't really help it. Stepping on cracks is bad, certain numbers are good, feathers are lucky if found, crystals will protect you from the evil eye.

15) If you could have any paranormal creature as a pet which one would it be and why?
    A morbidly obese unicorn.

16) If you could be a paranormal creature which one would it be. 
    A potato with a face drawn on it.

17) What are you going to be for Halloween?
18) Do you like The Walking Dead?
    Let me answer that question with a question. :iconcavejohnsonplz:

19) What is your +fav horror movie?
    Plan 9 from Outer Space.

20) What is your +fav horror game?

21) Do you ever get the feeling you are being watched? 
    I had a new watcher add me today. It was very unsettling.

22) TAG 10 PEOPLE! 
    I tag the Loch Ness Monster, Elvis Presley, Bigfoot, Batboy, La Chupacabra, Mothman, Moon Hitler, Jesus, The Jersey Devil and your mother. 
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WannabeAnarchist 4 days ago  Student General Artist

:iconhappyhappyplz: Thank You For The Faves! :iconhappyhappyplz:

turq-dorian 4 days ago  Professional Writer
You're welcome. 
Hey Turq, are you ever gonna finish Portal 3 I was having a whale of a time (An actual whale, jeeze this thing takes up a lotta room) and then It all just ....stopped. This makes me sad. Waaaah! 
turq-dorian 6 days ago  Professional Writer
Some day I shall make a point of doing that, unless I die first in a horrible twerking accident. 
GetDownWithTheCrew Feb 19, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
turq-dorian Feb 21, 2014  Professional Writer
that is amazing :iconmanlytearsplz:
GetDownWithTheCrew Feb 15, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
can i make this into a plz account for all my sadwood needs

thank you
turq-dorian Feb 16, 2014  Professional Writer
do what you want with it. you can print it jumbo-sized and throw darts at it for all i care. 
GetDownWithTheCrew Feb 16, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
bam i did it :icondedwoodcryplz:

although not without copious amounts of fucking around on the profile
turq-dorian Feb 16, 2014  Professional Writer
should've cropped it 
it's hard to see what it is if you don't know already
especially seeing as the tears and his face are both blue.
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